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双语笑话|Life After Death 死后重生

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Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees.

Yes, Sir. the new recruit1 replied.

Well, then, that makes everything just fine, the boss went on. After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she sTOPped in to see you.

你相信人死后仍有生命吗?老板问他的一个职员。

是的,先生。这个新职员回答说。

哦,那样,如此说来所有就非常正常了, 老板继续说,在你今早离开,去参加你奶奶的葬礼,她来看你了。


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